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May 22 2018

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pax-britannica:

bugartist:

1950sunlimited:

How to Survive an Atomic Bomb, 1950

this government-promoted book suggested that men wear wide brimmed hats to protect against the heat flash when the bomb exploded. 

they mocked my fedora. but who will be laughing after the bombs drop

*tips fedora at explosion* m'egaton

incorrect-the-witcher-quotes:

Dandelion: We shouldn’t have come. I knew it, we shouldn’t have come.

Geralt: We had to. There’s safety in numbers.

Dandelion: Well, there’s also death in numbers! It’s called a massacre! A bloodbath! Carnage! Slaughter! Butchery!

romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading

opinionated-truscum:

restroom:

Artsy depression: haunted eyes, good at art, emo hair and eyeliner on point

Actual Depression: bloodshot eyes, no longer trust themselves with pencils, has not showered in five days

Quirky OCD: organized books, clean room, color coordinated outfits

Actual OCD: Intrusive thoughts, flipping the light switch 8 times so you don’t stab your brother, picking holes in your skin

Cute eating disorders: Slim trim and beautiful, shyly refusing a second helping, dancer aesthetic

Actual eating disorders: Puffy cheeks and eroded teeth from excessive vomiting, hair growing over your freezing body and refusing to eat carrots because they’re too high in carbs

Adorable anxiety: just a smol bean, soft, must be protected from the world

Actual anxiety: crying so hard you throw up, shaking, losing sleep over a period after the “okay”

RPG PTSD: flashbacks, vietnam, u don’t know what i’ve been through kiddo

Actual PTSD: Buying your first pregnancy test at twelve, flinching at high fives, i can’t feel my hands where am I what year is it

Cartoon ADHD: look a squirrel, something shiny, fidgety loveable bufoon

Actual ADHD: rereading the same page over and over because it doesn’t make sense, hasn’t done the laundry in four months, hyperfocusing on a mushroom knowing you have work to do

stop making terrifying realities seem cute. it’s disrespectful for those of us who are actually struggling

Fucking preach.

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geiszlernewts:

reeveskeanu:

beach-bummer-jellyfish:

this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

thats Jeff goldblum

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tubacondom:

concheror:

jokerdavis:

HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

lyriform:

lyriform:

a resume is just a ref for your worksona

if this post makes you angry you should be angry at your boss not me

the-a-j-universe:

kimbackyardigan:

kimbackyardigan:

So I started watching this Japanese dating show on Netflix called Rea(L)ove, where every contestant is looking for love and each has a “dark secret” that they have to reveal to the other contestants at random times, and hope that the others still accept them. Some are addicted to sex, some have a lot of debt, some have a criminal record and so on. So there is this one girl who likes one of the guys despite him being rude at times, and he choosesto go on a solo date with her. Towards the end of their date, the hosts make her share her secret with him, and it goes as follows:

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he had an almost speechless and shocked response, he didn’t say anything negative or positive really, just the two hosts kept laughing and saying very rude remarks. The scene just kind of ended with them walking away and then their individual thoughts on the date that pretty much boiled down to:

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and

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So the next day, the girls, this time,  get to choose a guy to go on a date with…

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WILL HE????

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HE DID!

So now, on the date—–

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Sorry for the long post, but this was one of the sweetest things I’ve seen in a long time, and I was literally crying and just needed to share this with someone

SPOILER ALERT: THEY CHOSE EACH OTHER AT THE END!!!!!!!!

Me:

((see my other post for his heartbreaking dark secret))

Now I have to find the time to watch this, too…

katiehavok:

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

You and your fellow biologists setout to find the beast: a six ton monster with spikes and a giant tentacle growing out of its face. After months of searching, you find it and it turns out the monster is absolutely adorable!

Newt Scamander ghostwrote this.

3verything-weird:

The Avengers: *World is hanging by a thread, Thanos has wiped out half of the planets and populations that inhibited them, fighting a literal GOD while half of humanity is wiped out by the Infinity Gauntlet, Earths mightiest heroes are mostly dead*

X-men, Fantastic 4, Defenders, The Inhumans, Young Avengers, MANY more Superhero teams:

so i was on AO3 looking thru my bookmarks and why the fuck are yall deleting stories???? i mean like some of my absolute faves??? i’m so heartbroken?????????

May 21 2018

kyuubified:

ace-feminist:

brunhiddensmusings:

ouch-that-hurts:

“But your abuse made you kind”


I was always kind. My abuse tested my kindness and you are testing my patience.

‘no, my abuse made me a spineless jellyfish living in perpetual fear of standing up for myself, but thank you for framing that as a positive thing you like about me’

“I am a good person despite my abuse, not because of it”

Abuse made me hypersensitive to other people’s emotions while neglecting my own boundaries and comfort because I’m afraid of upsetting someone or having them lash out at me.

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hailromanogers:

Christopher Robert Evans and Scarlett Ingrid Johansson through the years.

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altgf:

andrewbelami:

oraclesofnorway:

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

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May 19 2018

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venture-owl:

karenohemgee:

sixpenceee:

“Just a girl and her raven on the subway…”

Posted by bachus2015

Goth life goals

Would you like to listen about our lord and savior Edgar Allen Poe?

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gaybuckybarnes:

“Best friends since childhood, Bucky Barnes and Steven Rogers were inseparable on both school yard and battlefield.”

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unclefather:

i AM crying and so are YOU

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